What is it about UGG boots that has caught the attention of people around the world and convinced them that they should be worn outdoors?
Admittedly, they keep the toes toasty warm on a cold day, when the heating is down low to save on energy bills, but they're not aesthetically pleasing no matter how much bling they're weighed down with.
Unlike a sheep, they're not waterproof. They have no support. And even if they have heels and solid soles, are in no way a match for dedicated outdoor footwear.
In short, they're a furry, snuggly slipper.
And like a slipper, they're designed to be worn indoors. They can be slipped on and off the feet easily so that when, for instance, you need to take some scraps out to the compost heap, you can slip them off and put on something more suitable for the trudge through the damp grass out into the wilds of the back yard.
Speaking of slip, when UGG boots are worn outdoors have a tendency to slip when the sole, heavy with the weight of a human body, is placed on a wet autumn leaf of which there are many in London at present. Don't be fooled by the use of the word "boots".
They. are. not. outdoor. footwear ... Even if you're feeding a cute squirrel.
Watching relatively well dressed people shuffle around like little old folk in a nursing home is perplexing.
They scuff uncomfortably along through the bleak weather, feet slopping around, unsupported in their furry wrapping, the sheepskin getting wetter by the moment.
How did it happen that this useful item of footwear has become an outdoors fashion (sic) item?
Very clever marketing if you ask me!
But I'll never be convinced. Put the bling on; laden them with bows, jewels and heels, no matter what decoration they're strewn with, they'll always be indoor footwear for me.
UGGGGGHHHHHH!
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Bemused sheep, giggling that people have been "fleeced"
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